Pure Romance
Vacation Sex Secrets
This script was adapted and expanded from a blog I had previously written about vacation sex. The goal was to create a podcast-style two-person conversation around different topics that could be recorded and streamed during digital events. Unfortunately, while the script was completed, the final product never came to fruition.
Person 1: So let’s talk about sex. We all know there are different kinds—different “flavors” of sex, if you will. You’ve got the sweet and cuddly “making love,” the semi-crazed “angry sex –”
Person 2:—And then there’s make-up sex, which is kinda somewhere in between!
Person 1: Exactly!
Person 2: But we’re not here to talk about those kinds! We’re here to spend a little time on the kind of sex that seems to live rent-free in so many peoples’ heads. The kind that people DREAM about, get nostalgic about, CRAVE on those not-so-lively nights.
Person 1: We’re talking about vacation sex. If you’ve never experienced it—I’m sorry. And if you HAVE experienced it—you know exactly what we’re talking about!
Person 2: Hell yeah! We’re gonna dig into why people love it, why it’s so different than sex at home, and how you can bring a little bit of that vacay vibe to your own bedroom!
Person 1: So let’s get into it! Why do you think vacation sex is so different than sex in your own bedroom?
Person 2: Well, the first thing that comes to mind is the fact that you aren’t at home! You aren’t worrying about work, or meal prep, or getting the kids to soccer practice.
Person 1: Exactly! NO STRESS! No mowing the lawn or doing the dishes or cleaning the house…no work deadlines, or emails, or meetings. All those things that usually fill up your brain and don’t give you any room to relax.
Person 2: Oh yeah—stress is definitely an energy killer!
Person 1: Oh, it’s a full-on libido assassin. But on vacation…all that melts away. Instead of laundry, you have lounging. Instead of the vacuum, you’ve got the vibes. Instead of monotony, you have Mai Tais.
Person 2: Instead of shopping trips, you have shower sex!
Person 1: Haha, exactly! Less stress and more relaxation puts you in a better mood. And when all that stressful noise gets turned down…it’s easier for desire to get turned up.
Person 2: And another thing a lot of people don’t realize is how much stress affects your body! When you’re rested and relaxed, you actually feel better physically. More energy, more excitement—you literally feel less pain when you’re de-stressed.
Person 1: That’s what I’m saying! That relaxation carries through everything! And when you feel good…
Person 2: You feel more open to new things! Like paragliding, and zip-lining…and shower sex.
Person 1: *Laughs* Do we need to get you a non-slip shower mat?
Person 2: Already got one!
Person 1: You’re totally right, though! Look at all the things we do on vacation that we normally wouldn’t. Scuba diving, hiking, jet skiing…but even social things like talking to other couples or experiencing new foods. Those vacation vibes open you up to trying new things…
Person 2: And that includes the bedroom! All these new experiences you’re having every day can also make you a little more adventurous every night!
Person 1: New positions, new toys, experimenting with bondage—or even that couple you started talking to at dinner!
Person 2: Hey, we don’t judge! Get it!
Person 1: There’s also another side to this “not being in your own space” thing—you aren’t responsible for anything in your room. Washing the sheets? Someone else’s problem. The people in the room next door? You’ll never see them again.
Person 2: That industrial strength TV stand/dresser/mini-fridge combo that can probably hold you AND your partner’s body weight? You didn’t buy it.
Person 1: [Laughs] Well, maybe don’t try and break the furniture! But yeah, that “no consequences” vibe can be VERY liberating! Freeing your mind AND your body—and opening you up to new ideas.
Person 2: So on vacation, you’re 1) de-stressed, 2) open to new things, and 3) in a “no consequences” mindset that leaves you feeling uninhibited. All of these things combine to create the perfect environment for mind-blowing vacation sex.
Person 1: That sounds about right!
Person 2: Ok…but now how do we bring some of that home? How do we keep the vacation going in our own bedrooms?
Person 1: That’s the question! First off, we should note that one of the special things about vacation sex is that it is special. You can’t capture all the magic once you get home, but you wouldn’t want to anyway!
Person 2: Yeah, if you could have your favorite food all the time, you’d probably get pretty tired of it.
Person 1: But that’s not to say bringing home the vacay vibes is a bad thing! It’s definitely worth the effort, especially if it’s going to keep you and your partner feeling excited for your next encounter.
So, let’s start at the top: Stress. To bring some of that “feel good” home with you, you need to find ways to destress in your everyday life.
Person 2: Yoga, jogging, doing puzzles, playing games—
Person 1: Taking a bath, reading, some people even find cleaning to be relaxing!
Person 2: De-stressing is going to look different for everyone! And keeping yourself cool, calm, and relaxed can help mimic some of those same feelings you have when you’re in your hotel or at a resort. And that’s going to lead to a better mood and a higher libido!
Person 1: Ok, so, from stress reduction to trying new things!
Person 2: Well that’s easy enough. You may not be going down water slides or whale watching at home, but you can certainly still keep the new experiences coming.
Person 1: New positions, naughty games, spicy videos—anything that will encourage you to experiment in the bedroom.
Person 2: And hey, don’t just stick to the bedroom. The couch, the countertop, the stairs—heck, even the coat closet can become the perfect spot for you and your partner to get close.
Person 1: Exactly! We so often just default to the bedroom because we know what already works. But trying new spots around the house can up the excitement AND might help you and your partner find a few new angles or positions that really get you going.
Person 2: And let’s not forget the outdoors. The backyard, under the stars—risky, but fun. Just, uh, make sure the sprinklers don’t pop on.
Person 1: You know another easy way you can introduce something new into the bedroom?
Person 2: Well, seeing as we’re a sex toy company and we haven’t talked about sex toys yet—
Person 1: [looks at camera] IT’S SEX TOYS!
Person 2: Woo!
Person 1: Adding in a vibrator or a couples’ toy can totally change the game in the bedroom. They offer up brand new ways to stimulate each other, can help modify certain positions, or just give you and your partner a whole new way to connect.
Person 2: For example…[Hosts can pull 2-3 current toys to talk about briefly. Example below:]
You have Twilight Mood. Now this is one of our most versatile vibes because…it bends! You can turn it on and bend it a little and kind of fit it with the curve of your body and get some clitoral stimulation, oooor…you can bend it all the way and slide one end into the vagina while the other end stimulates the clitoris.
Person 1: And you know my favorite part? You can use it during sex. Yes, you can obviously use it to stimulate the clitoris during sex, buut, If you bend it all the way like that and insert it…your partner can actually slide in right under it. That will make them feel larger to you, and you feel tighter to them. PLUS you still get all the vibration.
Person 2: That is truly next level sex.
Person 1: Absolutely. What else do we have?
Person 2: How about a cock ring?
Person 1: Always down for a cock ring.
Person 2: What’s great about these kinds of toys is that they basically turn your partner into a living sex toy.
Person 1: That’s my dream man right there.
Person 2: Right? So this is Double Feature. As you can see, it’s got two rings and this little textured area—that’s where the vibrating motor is. So what you do is apply some lube to your partner…and then slide that middle ring onto their penis. The outer ring is a little bigger and can stretch around the testicles too! Offer up a little “pleasing squeeze,” as we like to say.
Person 1: I can see how Double Feature got its name.
Person 2: Exactly! From there, you just power it on and go to work! Depending on your position—cowgirl works great with a cock ring like this—you can angle this textured spot right up against the clitoris and get a much better ride than you would otherwise.
Person 1: Now that is how you bring those vacation vibes home—literally.
Person 2: Honestly, don’t sleep on cock rings. I know they can seem intimidating, but they are a gamechanger in the bedroom!
Person 1: Absolutely!
Like we said before, what makes vacation sex so special is that it isn’t part of your everyday. It’s a special occasion, and that’s what makes it so fun, different, and, well, special.
Person 2: But that doesn’t mean you can’t sprinkle a little “vacation energy” into your bedroom routine to spice things up and keep them fresh.
Person 1: Exactly. Relax, experiment, play.
Person 2: And hey—maybe even start planning that next getaway.
Person 1: Because what better way to get you in the vacation mindset…than to plan your next one?
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